Legend Character Profile

Character and storyline derived from the minds of innocence

His role is to command the elite IMPERIUM army to protect planet IMPERIUM and planet earth from the menacing clutches of deforestation conducted by the warlord Cheap & Nasty and to serve the royal family of IMPERIUM.

Additionally, LEGEND has a duty to protect the Golden Ticket from the Cheap & Nasty warriors who are tireless in their efforts to steal the Golden Ticket from the IMPERIUM brand.

Part of his black opps deployment is to fly reconnaissance missions over every bathroom, on planet earth and gather reliable intel for him to report back to the queen and act on by leading his elite army warriors into battle against low quality toilet paper monsters, if that is; IMPERIUM products do not happen to be part of a bathroom's environment.

A victor of the IMPERIUM Congressional Medal of Honour for bravery exceeding the boundaries of common sense, decorated with 3 purple hearts along with a distinct embossing pattern to hide the many injuries sustained from countless incursions deep behind enemy lines, his battles were legendary and have been recorded in history on planet IMPERIUM as the epic; BATTLE FOR THE BATHROOM.